I could give him a little Pirates of Penzance.

It will be here next week and I could not be more excited! I have loved this musical ever since I was a little girl. Now I will get to annoy everyone with it! Yes, it will be blasted in my car, in my home. Sophie will probably hide under the bed. I was equally pleased to learn that 'Ruth' would be played by Hyacinth Bucket. Note the accent above the 'e'. A singing Gunn?

8 Seconds

Thanks to Joy, here are more pictures of Glenn on the bull. Notice the lack of blurr.

You can tell that he is having fun in this one. and to be nice, here is a picture of my butt. That is a kitty cat purse on my back.

A Horizontal Monument to Man?

A local putt-putt has some odd holes. But by far...this is the worst. I think I scored a 10 on it.

What? No Chaps?

I know I have been teasing you for awhile, but my picture-computer couldn't get online for awhile. Don't worry, Glenn just fixed it and got brownies. Now, I give you the cowboy. Notice how well he sits his ride. He lasted longer than eight seconds.

Sorry the other pictures were blurry. I was a little distracted. At least I got this one right.

No, but this would be a sneaky cat.

Dear Sophie, Thank you for not killing Glenn and I in our sleep. I realized that you were still a bit timid after the tumultuous thunder storm that lasted all night, and well into the morning, Friday night. But, frankly, we thought that you could benefit from it. And you were quite good during the whole ordeal. I tried to make it better by NOT taking a picture of you, although you did look quite cute, all wet and soapy. I couldn't understand though why you waited until we had you wrapped up in a towel to start wailing. I guess the nail clippers were the last thing you wanted to see after being shampooed. I was quite surprised though that you started to rub against me twenty minutes later. Yes, I thought it was a ploy, worried that there might be an 'accident' that night while we slept. But no, you stayed a good little kitty. I wasn't too surprised when you brought us your toy at 4am this morning. I guess if we are awake enough to give the toilet our attention then we are awake enough for you. Love, Col Tara plans.

Watching television is not going to help us right now.

Let's make one thing clear: I don't watch the news. It's depressing. I'm not saying that news reports should all be about puppies and kitties, but it's unnerving how reporters can talk about murder or the new fear while smiling. I typically get informed by searching thru different news sites on the web. I figure that if I read five reports on the same story, that I will be able to make my own opinion. Fox news , 'a central hub of the conservative movement's well-oiled media machine', reminds me of the TV station in V for Vendetta. Last night Bill Clinton was interviewed by Chris Wallace about his global agenda. It got off-topic when Chris mentions e-mails he received from viewers when they heard that Clinton would be on his show. They wanted to know why Clinton didn't do anything about Osama Bin Laden during his presidency. Notice the body language, notice how Clinton still keeps the atmosphere light, notice how Clinton also doesn't just brush off the question, but gives an informed answer. One thing that I always admire for any politician or celebrity is when they can answer a question. Not just give a flippant answer or throw out an accusation. In any interview of Clinton that I have seen, he has always given an informed answer. I think I might watch these videos again and take notes to catch the names of the books being thrown around. Giles and his secret vice.

Wondering why we never get dates.

I have been discriminated against for my tastes in music. As it was said to me this morning, "Why can't you just be normal?" For example, at one time I attempted to start a radio on Live365, and all it would play are songs from the Buffy musical, Weird Al and any and all songs I could get from Pirates of Penzance. I think that it explains a lot about my personality. And now we have legitimate research to prove what kind of a person I am. This study involved letting thousands of brits take this survey to figure out if their are any links between their music tastes and their lifestyle. Turns out they were right!

One "clear pattern" to emerge was a clustering of antisocial tendencies among young fans of pop, rap, and rock. For example, 53% of hip-hop fans admitted to having committed a criminal act, compared to 18% of fans of musicals.

Because I'm cool like that yo. And why not emphasize that with another Weird Al Video. >:) Willow and Xander pondering their geekiness.

Eat it!

Eat it MSN chat!!! You have dropped more chat conversations than any mobile network has dropped phone calls! You lead me on, letting me think I'm logged in. I'll chat away to a friend for half an hour at times. When they don't reply I will think that they are busy. But no! You just take your time letting me know that you decided to sign me out. Why? Why?! Are you jealous? Has no one talked to you? Should we all change our names to MSN Chat so you feel like you'll fit in? Or maybe you do't want us to take your warnings of credit card thiefs seriously and are in need for some bling. Well MSN Chat, all I can say is, this vid's for you!

ROFLOL

I just watched it. The genius of it...my eyes misted up by the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mBGODdzzVw His album, Straight Outta Lynwood, will be released tomorrow, and now just to make you want to wait in line at Wal-mart until midnight...go watch the "White and Nerdy" video by 'Weird' Al Yankovic. [adult swim] actually mentioned last night that if they told you back in 1984 that Michael Jackson would be a wash out and that Weird Al would still be relevant that you would laugh in their faces. Does that mean that the parody is stronger than the real thing?

The world needs more unicyclers. More importantly, the world needs more unicycler shirts. http://www.zazzle.com/pd/find/cg-103509735397918242/sp-0/pg-4?sz=1

Halloween Movie Pick #2

Labyrinth. There are two kinds of people in this world. The first are those who are frightened and/or revulsed by David Bowie's pants. The second are those who find David Bowie attractive. Someone suggested that I do a partial silly, partial scary film for this movie pick and what other movie could be more perfect? Here's one last, prolonged look at his pants for you to decide. The magic dance video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srco_pF0AlM

Yanked from VJ

WHAT IS YOUR: ringtone: currently generic cingular, but as soon as I get my cord....ooh the possibilities..... middle name: H.A. pets name: Sophie WHAT COLOR: is your hair: brown. Although my favorite color it has ever been is Egyptian Plum! are your eyes: sometimes green, sometimes blue are your socks: white is your shirt: blue RIGHT NOW: the closest thing to your left hand? pink post-it note what's in your pockets?: cell phone and id card are you thirsty: always! what are you sitting on: office chair SUPERSTAR where are your parents: you'll never know :P song listening to: "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe" by Barry White from Buffy & Angel Radio Mp3 ONE OR THE OTHER: cookies or candy: I've currently enjoyed four rolls of Necco wafers as well as one chocolate cookie. So the glutton in me picks both! school or work: I'm not sure if I could just do school now...I've kinda been into making money and supporting myself lately. apple or banana: I love apple juice. Haven't really drank banana juice. Um...I didn't mean to type that. shower or bath: Shower first then a bath. Which reminds me, I need to find a new plug for my bath. cingular or verizon: Cingular ps2 or xbox: PS2. Still need to find my microphone to play Karaoke Revolution :D FAVORITE: animal: I've had kittens on the brain. I think Sophie sneaks them in there at night. coin: 5 Gold, 3 Silver and 10 Copper.... pokemon: I don't really care for them. Although I do believe I taught VJ about Squirtle. Jiggly Puff is cool though. clothes brand: um... RANDOM: what do you wish you were doing right now: Blogging or eating the spaghetti Glenn bought for my lunch what was the last thing you bought: Mucinex from Wal-greens are you wearing a belt: no. what was the last thing you did besides this: take a drink of water. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?: are my eyes really open? What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?: abhor Favorite planet?: Neptune. Who is the 4th person on your received call list on your mobile?: Probably Glenn. What's the last text message you recieved say? Spam. What shirt are you wearing?: Blue button-down long sleeve shirt, jeans, gym shoes. Do you "label" yourself?: I always wonder what my label is. Like long-term labels. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing: New Balance Bright or Dark Room?: Bright room. I like lots of light. What do you think about the last person who took this survey?: She is very caring, has a great sense of humor and I would love to meet her IRL one day. What were you doing at midnight last night? Read until midnight, during which time Sophie brought her toy to me so that I could play with her, made a new Sims character after a certain someone in the blogosphere, ate stouffer's lasanga What did your last text message you sent say? I don't text message. I chat, blog, e-mail, comment and do the occasional phone call. Gods help you if you talk to me in person ;) What's a word that you say a lot?: Huh? Who told you he/she loved you last?: Glenn What food are you dying to eat right now?: The spaghetti and meatballs.... How many drugs have you done in the last three days?: Oh Jesus.... Three doses of Nyquil (pill form only), about seven doses of generic cold medicine, six doses of Mucinex, folic acid and another little pill. Heh. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? Currently one. Although I have a ton of Sims pictures I need to upload as well. Favorite age you have been so far?: It's always my current age. Your worst enemy?: Closed-minded people, closed signs, prices that aren't listed, unremovable stains, phlegm. What is your current desktop picture?: Attack kitty! http://www.innocentenglish.com/cute-animals/cute-kitten-5.jpg What was the last thing you said to someone?: Okay.If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you do: Ooh.... Yes, it would actually take some thinking. 'Cuz it's not like you could really tell anyone you could fly. You'd have to wait for other mutants to come out before you could be accepted. The money could go to a Fliers Social Rights fund or something. Do you like someone?: Yes.... If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet for them?: *considers* Yeah. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?: >:) Give me the place and time. Although that person would probably have no idea why, which is kinda the reason they need to be punched. What is the closest object to your left foot?: My right foot. What are you going to do now: Finish the meme then eat! LAST drink: Water. song you played: Pictures of Success by Rilo Kiley from the same radio. place you went: Bathroom. I hate phlegm. person you thought about: Glenn.

Happy 2.3 baby!

Halloween Movie Pick

Maybe it has something to do with Rezzie's post, or the whole pirates day has me thinking about cringe-worthy movies from my youth. Not to mention finding out about Cringe has been thinking about how I used to be. So, here is a definitely cringe-worthy movie, one to start off this fall season right. Teen Witch.

The street rapping of 'Top That'. The coreographed opening song of girls in matching purple bathing suits. Having a mystical talisman finding you in every life. Zelda Rubinsteind. The flighty theatre teacher. I found a couple of fan links for the movie. One that no longer exists but still has cringe-worthy pictures. Second, the official fan-listing for the movie, which in and of itself has a ton of links. Most I'm guessing are no longer active. An un-related site for teen withces. You can find some more info at 80's movies Rewind here. The Teen Witch Trailer. And lastly, this Wiki-entry makes me giggle.

How are we doing? Check out the twenty most corrupted members of Congress here.

Shiny Buckled Slippers

Yesterday was Talk Like A Pirate Day! Sorry I was late on this buy I got a little sea sick. I'm still a bit dizzy and tend to drool while I'm staring at my monitor. But what's a pirate without some spittle, right? I'm sure you can do better than 'Arrrrgh'. So go have some fun.

Proof

I have proof that Jonny is The Universe.

If it were fun and easy, would you do it? If the pay was out of this world; more than you could ever spend? If signing your autograph and being adored by fans never got old, and you truly relished retelling your story again and again? Brilliant, Colleen, because all of the above can be imagined whenever you visualize.

You are just ace - The Universe

Hungeee

I consider it a good thing that I remember exactly what VJ had for breakfast this morning. I should too, since she shared it with me. Now I shall share it with the internet. Veggie omelet, hash browns, toasted sourdough bread and oj. How hungry are you now?

:P

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Today has been brought to you by the word: "Oye-kay." Part oye, park okay. It fits for those days when you have a cold, but your brain and body are functioning at a semi-normal capacity. And Glenn, you redefined the marriage vows after I told you that you didn't have to come into the bathroom to take care of me again after a phlegm attack when you said, "Yes, I do."

Southern Secret

I've lived below the Mason-Dixon line for nine years now. I went to a private girls high school for four years before moving to Arkansas, so these last nine years have been a real eye opener to the male species. For starters, I didn't realize how simple guys were - or for that matter, how complicated women were. Here is the best explanation I have heard:

Men are like a switch. On the top it reads "On" and the bottom is labeled "Off". Women are a bit more complicated. You see a wall. This wall is covered from top to bottom, side to side with multiple buttons, knobs, dials, switches, and toggles in various sizes and colors. None of which are labeled.

And ladies, I have found the switch that controls the southern boys. Give it to them and they will be like warm, melted butter. They will sing your praises, treat you with respect and keep coming back to you for more. Sometimes with presents! It's not sex either. You're not going to believe it when I tell you, and I have yet to meet one who doesn't get excited at the mere mention of it. Rotel. Rotel is a can of tomatos and chiles. So, how do you freak boys out with it? Mix it up with some cheese, preferably Velveeta. It has been my experience that when the guy sees it, his eyes light up as though all of his Christmas dreams have come true. It's also been the one dish that ensures compliments. I had no idea what 'Rotel' was when I came down here. And the dish is commonly referred to as 'Rotel', not 'cheese dip' as us Yankees would say. The Rotel website has a bunch of recipes listed, including one for the 'Famous Rotel Cheese Dip'. I cook mine in a crock pot/slow cooker.

I Prefer Mercurial.

You Have a Melancholic Temperament

Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you. Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times. At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.

What Temperment Are You?

I keep thinking: Okay, that's the cutest thing ever, and then she does something cuter and completely resets the whole scale.

Last night was hectic and quite...forgetful. We were needing some of the little things. So, I went to Wal-greens, purchased said little things, drove home, then discovered late that night that one of those little things never made it to my car after I paid for it. What's easier than sliced bread? Forgetting to take the bag. Felt like an even bigger mook this morning when I noticed all of my neighbors had their garbage cans and recycling bins out. Yup, too late to take mine to the curb. But know what made up for it all? Sophie. Last night she discovered a new trick. I was sitting in the living room, watching 'Buffy vs. Dracula' (an uber-sode) when Glenn shouted out, "Aw, Col look!" I look up just in time to see my little kitten Sophie perform her most adorable feat yet. It was brilliant. Cute. Wonderful. Sweet. And just plain, awwwwwww. She learned how to bring her toy to me. And not just a little mouse toy. Oh no. This was her two foot long feather on a stick toy. That she dragged from one end of the house to the other. How could I resist? And know what was better than that? When I woke up this morning, Sophie jumped down from the bed and a few minutes later she reappeared. And guess what she had with her? Yup. She dragged her toy from the living room, around the corner, thru the door, and jumped up onto the bed with her feather toy. Cutest. Thing. Ever. I wish I had it all on video. Willow and Tara talk about Miss Kitty Fantastico.

This afternoon I did some window shopping online. And didn't see a thing I wanted to pay over four hundred dollars in fake money for.

The French Were There

Watch the real documentary about 9/11 here. There is strong language and CBS has been showing it. http://www.jonhs.com/911/911.htm Everyone was so pissed off at the French soon after, and yet these two French brothers happened to be making a documentary with a local firehouse. I refuse to watch any of the other movies. I don't think it was right to make them so soon. That's my opinion. I'm just starting to watch this movie as I type this.

My Pants Fit

• One thousand minutes a month (plus rollover) could be used to talk to fifty of your closest peeps for twenty minutes each.

• Every mailbox holds a destination for those postcards you've been holding onto.

• Why did you get a four-door if not to make room for other people?

• A lazy afternoon that you could have spent fingerpainting with the last bits of jelly from your pb&j sammich.

• Left over scraps of material would make a perfect stuffed mummy bear for Halloween.

This outfit would be perfect for my elf, Rhianna, in Dragon Crest. See...she's a furrier and a rogue. Doesn't it just scream "Rich Little Pelter?" Fiona Apple has also grabbed my heard today thank you to Miss Kendra.

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1. You wake up and there`s spiders all over your wall and on your bed. What do you do?: Sick Sophie after them. 2. After you handled your spider problem, you go to take a shower. You turn on the water and.. mud comes out. What now?: Take a delicate mudbath. 3. Now you want to eat breakfast. You open the cabinet and there`s nothing in it! What do you do for breakfast?: Of course there's nothing in it! I haven't gone to Wal-mart yet! 4. After that, you decide to go for a walk. You trip over a cup, and a genie pops out and says he`ll grant you one wish. What do you wish for? (no, you can`t wish for more wishes!): A happy and healthy life for myself, family and friends. 5. After you made your wish, you find a $30 bill on the ground! But wait.. there`s no such thing! What do you do with it?: Frame it. 6. While walking on, your favorite celebrity is walking toward you! Who is this celebrity and what do you say?: I have a favorite celebrity? Why not let it be Madonna! 7. The celebrity gives you two concert tickets to your favorite band`s concert because they can`t go. What band is it and who will you bring?: Tegan and Sarah. I would bring Rezzie because I would love to meet her and I think that this concert would be the perfect opportunity because she was the one who introduced me to this band's music. 8. That celebrity also lets you pick a song you wrote for your favorite band to play. What song do they play?: "It's A Sin" from the Pet Shop Boys 9. After your walk, you go home and check your mail. What`s this? You win a $10,000 shopping spree at your favorite store! What store is it and what do you buy?: For $10,000? Oooh...probably somewhere where I could get furniture stuff, house stuff, clothing stuff. I'll be weird and say Sears. 10. After that, you invite a friend over and you order pizza. The pizza is glowing green, but you eat it anyway. After you eat it, you have superpowers! What powers do you have?: Enhanced mental abilities: telepathy, psychic, mind control. The good stuff. 11. What do you do with your superpowers?: Typical stuff, send in anonymous calls to prevent crime, become that crazy psychic chic that stands on the corner warning people about stuff. Until eventually the voices in my head drive me crazy. I figure it will last for about four days. 12. Now that you have superpowers and just about everything you ever wanted, you get to re-open a favorite store of yours that closed. Which store do you re-open?: A real pizza place. With pan pizza. 13. Now you`re on the computer and see you can get your own domain name for $30! (oh, the $30 bill!) What`s your domain name?: Minoa 14. Okay, now that you have your domain name, what do you put on your website?: Probably pictures, and crafts, silly pictures, info from my super powers, Halloween stuff. Pretty much what I show here. 15. After you finished your website for the day, you decide you need some sleep since you had a long day. You go to your room only to discover the spiders are back. What do you do?: Wake Sophie up and have her go at 'em. 16. You don`t even want to sleep in your room anymore, so you sleep on the couch. In the middle of the night you`re woken up by a bang on your roof. You go outside to check it out and.. what the hell, it`s Billie Joe Armstrong! What do you do?: Who? Yell at him to get off of my roof. 17. After you`re done talking or doing whatever to Billie Joe, Tre and his magical drumsticks fall from the sky. Tre says he`ll grant you one wish with his magical drumsticks. What do you wish for this time? (still, no wishing for more wishes): Probably a monetary wish. Like, if I ever was to buy something, I would have the exact cash amount in my pocket. 18. Now you`re really tired, but you`re hungry, too. So you decide to get a midnight snack. You open your refridgerator and find a lifetime supply of candy! Yay! What do you do?: Gorge. 19. After eating that candy, you`re too wired to sleep. You want to tell your friends about the coolness that happened! Who do you tell?: The internet.

Confuse Others Now!

• Shout everything
• Reverse nouns and adjectives
• Celebrate a horrid anniversary
• Make your wishes outloud
• Use the wrong days
• Look for e-mail stamps
• Use the out door
• Use the other bathroom
• Knock when entering a restaurant

Un-Themed Memes

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. Closet doors left open have always unnerved me. 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Sometimes. 3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? > : ) 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Nope. 5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes! 6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Yes. 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Swarm of bees. All it takes is a Dispel Air or a lake. 9. Do you always smile for pictures? The ones I know about. 10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Closed-minded people. 11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked in. 12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Not anymore. 13. Have you ever peed in the woods? All of the time. 14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Yes. 15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes. 16. How many people have you slept with this week? =/ 17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins? Yes. 18. What is your "Song of the week"? 19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes. 20. Do you still watch cartoons? Nightly. 21. What's your favorite scary movie? Jaws. 22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? The bank. 23. What do you drink with dinner? Water or milk or chocolate milk. 24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Honey or ketchup 25. What is your favorite food/cuisine? Italian, although my love for pasta has faded. For the moment, I will say my husband's beef stroganoff ;) 26. What movie could you watch over and over and still love? Howl's Moving Castle 27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Glenn 28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yes. 29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? 30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Too long ago. As soon as the drama slows down enough the book will arrive Kevin! 31. Can you change the oil on a car? I might be able to muddle it out. Why? Are the oil changers of the world going on strike? 32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Not yet. 33. Ran out of gas? Coasted into the gas station a couple of times. 34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Avocado and tomato 35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Glenn's porkchop chili, or french toast, or my strawberry crepes or cheesy eggs. 36. What is your usual bedtime? I'm an old lady, it's bee around 9pm, but I've been staying up later. Maybe because a time change is upon us. 37. Are you lazy? Yes. More so since I became part of a couple. 38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween? A cuckoo clock, the sea, a sick child in bed, the statue of liberty, a fairie 40. How many languages can you speak? One and I can kinda read another 41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No :( 42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos 43. Are you stubborn? Yes 44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Letterman! How is that even a question! 45 Ever watch soap operas? Once, I was confused. 46. Afraid of heights? I used to be. 47. Sing in the car? Yes, although I noticed that I stopped doing it for about a year. 48. Dance in the shower? Sometimes. 49. Dance in the car? Sometimes. 50. Ever used a gun? No. 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? *blank stare* I knew there was something I forgot to do. 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I love cheesy musicals! They're the bestest! 53. Is christmas stressful? Only if you are not prepared, buying gifts at the last minute/day after Thanksgiving or running out of food to eat while stressed. 54. Ever eat a pieroge? Yes. 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Not sure. 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A teacher or a vet. Until I realized that I might have to put someone's pet to sleep, then I cried and settled on becoming a teacher. Everyone told me that I should be a professional student, that teacher's would pay me to attend their classes. 57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling Yes. 59. Take a vitamin daily? Yes. 60. Wear slippers? Yes. 61. Wear a bath robe? No. 62. What do you wear to bed? =) 63. First concert? Creed 64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? Wal-Mart. K-mart was never good and the Target here isn't the best. 65. Nike or Adidas? New Balance or Herman 66. Cheetos or Fritos? Cheetos 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanut butter! 68. Ever hear of, "gorp"? Do you mean Gurps? 69. Ever take dance lessons? Yes, tap and ballet when I was six. We did a dance to Madonna's 'Material Girl'. 70. Is there a profession you picture your future wife doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes. 72. Ever won a spelling bee? No. 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes. 74. Own any record albums? Yes! I want more! 75. Own a record player? Yes! 76. Regularly burn incense? No. 77. Ever been in love? Yes! 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Madonna, The Pet Shop Boys, The Wreckers, Tori Amos 79. What was your last concert you saw? Er...probably Creed. I need to get out. 80.Hot tea or cold tea? Currently drinking Earl Grey loaded with honey. Gotta love my bee vomit. 81.Tea or coffee? Love tea, although the smell of coffee is wonderful. Sometimes I bury my nose in the different coffees in the aisle at Wal-mart. 82.Favorite kind of cookie? Neman Marcus 83.Can you swim well? No. 84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? No. 85. Are you patient? I've been told by a lot of people that I am extremely patient, even when I was a kid. I've never felt that I was patient. More like I have a volcano inside of me and I let everything build up, only to explode later. Glenn doesn't think I'm patient. ;) 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? I have very mixed feelings about this. DJ's are okay if you control what's played, but not everyone likes or will dance to your music. If your music is even danceable. And then some bands try to hard. It really depends. Hurry up with that band Stephie! 87. Ever have that Deja-vu feeling? Again, yes. 88. Ever have plastic surgery? Not yet. 89. Which are better black or green olives? Black. 90.Can you knit or crochet? Yes! And I can draw and bead too! 91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room, dining room, kitchen, bedroom. Could be fun in the bathroom, but I wouldn't trust one in the closet. Sims burn their houses down a lot. 92. Do you want to get married? Not again. 93. If married, how long have you been married? Two years, two months, and sixteen days 94. Who was your HS crush? Can't remember that far back. 95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No. 96. Do you have kids? No. 97. Do you want kids? Yes. According to some friends I'm going to have enough for a circus/baseball team. Although I doubt that will happen unless we become millionaires. 98. Whats your favorite color? Don't have one. I'm serious. 99. Do you miss anyone right now? Always. 100. Who do you wanna see right now? Glenn. Sophie. 1. Cigarettes: disgusting 2. Sex: female 3. Relationships: yummy or full of drama 4. Your Last Ex: let's stay out of the past 5. Power rangers: nah 7. Crack: People keep telling me that crack is bad. I couldn't agree more. 8. Food: I love food. Food makes me happy. I'm not a glutton...no..... 9. The President: When's the next election? 10. War: I love Patton. 11. Cars: VROOOOM! 12. Gas Prices: Political. 13. Halloween: What I live for. The one time of year when people are actually open-minded about the world. 14. Bon Jovi: Jon 15. Religion: Best without politics 16. MySpace: I forget to use it. 17. Worst fear: I'm not telling you. 18. Marriage: Wonderful. Should be announced. 19. Paris Hilton: eh. 20. Brunettes: Yes I am 21. Redheads: I wish I were one. 22: Politics: Enrage me and then I feel helpless 23: Pass the time: Clean, play Sims, do laundry, play with Glenn, wash dishes, watch Buffy, straighten up the house, cuddle, eat, consider eating again, play with Sophie 24. One night stands: Actually, I have two nightstands. 25: Cell Phone: Still not sure if they cause cancer, but how do I get the pictures off? 26: Pet Peeves: Babysitting adults, Not being paid to babysit, People who do not signal when driving, Closed-minded people 27: Pixie Stix: *craving to put them in a sammich* 28: Vanilla Ice cream: With hot fudge? 29: Porta Potties: Outhouses are better and cleaner. 30: High school: Still have nightmares. 31. pajamas: with or without feet? I really wanna get the Yummy Sushi pj's. 32. Wood: water 33. Wet Socks: better than putting clean socks on, only to step in cat puke 34. Pictures: black and white portraits of people I know are the best 35. Your first love: Who do you think?