Mmm...cupcakes

You Are A Blue Girl

Relationships and feelings are the most important things to you. You are empathetic and accepting - and good at avoiding conflict. If someone close to you is in pain, it makes you hurt as well. You try to heal the ones you love with your kind and open heart.

What Color Girl Are You?

You Are a Centaur

In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

You Are Not Destined to Rule the World

You are destined for something else... Like inventing a new type of cupcake. You just don't have the stomach for brutality. But watch out - because many people do!

Are You Destined For World Domination?

Your Career Type: Artistic

You are expressive, original, and independent. Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art. You would make an excellent: Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.

What's Your Ideal Career?

Your Extroversion Profile:

Activity Level: High Assertiveness: Medium Friendliness: Medium Sociability: Medium Cheerfulness: Low Excitement Seeking: Low

How Extroverted Are You?

I Have no idea what this means...

ISTJ

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Jonny's Questions

1. What are you? Human as I appear 2. Does the human race have a future? Everything has a future 3. What thing that you don’t understand the most would you most like to understand the most? People’s ability to act like a selfish moron and avoid all responsibility. 4. Do you think it’s fair that some birds of prey eat iguanas? Yes. 5. Do you trust mirrors? Some mirrors more than humans. 6. Do you sometimes deliberately not the answer the phone to give the impression you’re busier or more socially adept than you actually are? I think I have once or twice. 7. Have you ever thought seriously about disappearing in the middle of the night, leaving no clue to where you might have gone, and starting a new life for yourself thousands of miles away? I did it once. It was quite hard giving everything up. But it’s easy if you are comfortable with yourself. Running away from yourself is never a good thing. 8. When was the last time you basked in that wonderful sense of calm and serenity you get whenever a television is turned off? *sigh* Those are cherished moments. Typically happen at night. 9. Do you reguarly eat in bed, or are you opposed to that sort of behaviour? I abhor eating in bed. Crummies = bad 10. What would you do if you woke up and there was a slug on your face? Shriek until my husband woke up and then make him take it off. 11. Do you believe that it would be easier to be a member of the opposite sex? Easier…. I’ll say yes. Based on the guys I know. 12. Have you ever slept in a field? (Being in a tent does not count). *thinking* I think I always had a tent. 13. Can you move your mouth without touching your lips? I’m confused by this question. 14. What’s the one thing that you can’t do but most wish you could? Fix everyone's problems. 15. What if God was one of us? A lot of people believe they are god and have spent a lot of campaign money proving this theory. Would God be a hermit today? Right or left wing? Maybe just selling fries. Who knows? 16. Is it easier for you to say what you mean than to mean what you say? As long as my emotions aren’t all muddled, yes. But I know that when I talk to people I give them a lot of room to lie to me. 17. Who did you vote for in the last election: Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi 18. Do you believe that alien lifeforms frequently visit this planet and abduct people for nefarious purposes? Yes. 19. Have you ever pretended to laugh at a joke you actually found really offensive? *thinks* No. I probably just stare, and get a weird 20. Do you think you’re special? Yes.

Yanked from VJ

WHAT IS YOUR: ringtone: currently generic cingular, but as soon as I get my cord....ooh the possibilities..... middle name: H.A. pets name: Sophie WHAT COLOR: is your hair: brown. Although my favorite color it has ever been is Egyptian Plum! are your eyes: sometimes green, sometimes blue are your socks: white is your shirt: blue RIGHT NOW: the closest thing to your left hand? pink post-it note what's in your pockets?: cell phone and id card are you thirsty: always! what are you sitting on: office chair SUPERSTAR where are your parents: you'll never know :P song listening to: "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe" by Barry White from Buffy & Angel Radio Mp3 ONE OR THE OTHER: cookies or candy: I've currently enjoyed four rolls of Necco wafers as well as one chocolate cookie. So the glutton in me picks both! school or work: I'm not sure if I could just do school now...I've kinda been into making money and supporting myself lately. apple or banana: I love apple juice. Haven't really drank banana juice. Um...I didn't mean to type that. shower or bath: Shower first then a bath. Which reminds me, I need to find a new plug for my bath. cingular or verizon: Cingular ps2 or xbox: PS2. Still need to find my microphone to play Karaoke Revolution :D FAVORITE: animal: I've had kittens on the brain. I think Sophie sneaks them in there at night. coin: 5 Gold, 3 Silver and 10 Copper.... pokemon: I don't really care for them. Although I do believe I taught VJ about Squirtle. Jiggly Puff is cool though. clothes brand: um... RANDOM: what do you wish you were doing right now: Blogging or eating the spaghetti Glenn bought for my lunch what was the last thing you bought: Mucinex from Wal-greens are you wearing a belt: no. what was the last thing you did besides this: take a drink of water. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?: are my eyes really open? What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?: abhor Favorite planet?: Neptune. Who is the 4th person on your received call list on your mobile?: Probably Glenn. What's the last text message you recieved say? Spam. What shirt are you wearing?: Blue button-down long sleeve shirt, jeans, gym shoes. Do you "label" yourself?: I always wonder what my label is. Like long-term labels. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing: New Balance Bright or Dark Room?: Bright room. I like lots of light. What do you think about the last person who took this survey?: She is very caring, has a great sense of humor and I would love to meet her IRL one day. What were you doing at midnight last night? Read until midnight, during which time Sophie brought her toy to me so that I could play with her, made a new Sims character after a certain someone in the blogosphere, ate stouffer's lasanga What did your last text message you sent say? I don't text message. I chat, blog, e-mail, comment and do the occasional phone call. Gods help you if you talk to me in person ;) What's a word that you say a lot?: Huh? Who told you he/she loved you last?: Glenn What food are you dying to eat right now?: The spaghetti and meatballs.... How many drugs have you done in the last three days?: Oh Jesus.... Three doses of Nyquil (pill form only), about seven doses of generic cold medicine, six doses of Mucinex, folic acid and another little pill. Heh. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? Currently one. Although I have a ton of Sims pictures I need to upload as well. Favorite age you have been so far?: It's always my current age. Your worst enemy?: Closed-minded people, closed signs, prices that aren't listed, unremovable stains, phlegm. What is your current desktop picture?: Attack kitty! http://www.innocentenglish.com/cute-animals/cute-kitten-5.jpg What was the last thing you said to someone?: Okay.If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you do: Ooh.... Yes, it would actually take some thinking. 'Cuz it's not like you could really tell anyone you could fly. You'd have to wait for other mutants to come out before you could be accepted. The money could go to a Fliers Social Rights fund or something. Do you like someone?: Yes.... If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet for them?: *considers* Yeah. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?: >:) Give me the place and time. Although that person would probably have no idea why, which is kinda the reason they need to be punched. What is the closest object to your left foot?: My right foot. What are you going to do now: Finish the meme then eat! LAST drink: Water. song you played: Pictures of Success by Rilo Kiley from the same radio. place you went: Bathroom. I hate phlegm. person you thought about: Glenn.

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1. You wake up and there`s spiders all over your wall and on your bed. What do you do?: Sick Sophie after them. 2. After you handled your spider problem, you go to take a shower. You turn on the water and.. mud comes out. What now?: Take a delicate mudbath. 3. Now you want to eat breakfast. You open the cabinet and there`s nothing in it! What do you do for breakfast?: Of course there's nothing in it! I haven't gone to Wal-mart yet! 4. After that, you decide to go for a walk. You trip over a cup, and a genie pops out and says he`ll grant you one wish. What do you wish for? (no, you can`t wish for more wishes!): A happy and healthy life for myself, family and friends. 5. After you made your wish, you find a $30 bill on the ground! But wait.. there`s no such thing! What do you do with it?: Frame it. 6. While walking on, your favorite celebrity is walking toward you! Who is this celebrity and what do you say?: I have a favorite celebrity? Why not let it be Madonna! 7. The celebrity gives you two concert tickets to your favorite band`s concert because they can`t go. What band is it and who will you bring?: Tegan and Sarah. I would bring Rezzie because I would love to meet her and I think that this concert would be the perfect opportunity because she was the one who introduced me to this band's music. 8. That celebrity also lets you pick a song you wrote for your favorite band to play. What song do they play?: "It's A Sin" from the Pet Shop Boys 9. After your walk, you go home and check your mail. What`s this? You win a $10,000 shopping spree at your favorite store! What store is it and what do you buy?: For $10,000? Oooh...probably somewhere where I could get furniture stuff, house stuff, clothing stuff. I'll be weird and say Sears. 10. After that, you invite a friend over and you order pizza. The pizza is glowing green, but you eat it anyway. After you eat it, you have superpowers! What powers do you have?: Enhanced mental abilities: telepathy, psychic, mind control. The good stuff. 11. What do you do with your superpowers?: Typical stuff, send in anonymous calls to prevent crime, become that crazy psychic chic that stands on the corner warning people about stuff. Until eventually the voices in my head drive me crazy. I figure it will last for about four days. 12. Now that you have superpowers and just about everything you ever wanted, you get to re-open a favorite store of yours that closed. Which store do you re-open?: A real pizza place. With pan pizza. 13. Now you`re on the computer and see you can get your own domain name for $30! (oh, the $30 bill!) What`s your domain name?: Minoa 14. Okay, now that you have your domain name, what do you put on your website?: Probably pictures, and crafts, silly pictures, info from my super powers, Halloween stuff. Pretty much what I show here. 15. After you finished your website for the day, you decide you need some sleep since you had a long day. You go to your room only to discover the spiders are back. What do you do?: Wake Sophie up and have her go at 'em. 16. You don`t even want to sleep in your room anymore, so you sleep on the couch. In the middle of the night you`re woken up by a bang on your roof. You go outside to check it out and.. what the hell, it`s Billie Joe Armstrong! What do you do?: Who? Yell at him to get off of my roof. 17. After you`re done talking or doing whatever to Billie Joe, Tre and his magical drumsticks fall from the sky. Tre says he`ll grant you one wish with his magical drumsticks. What do you wish for this time? (still, no wishing for more wishes): Probably a monetary wish. Like, if I ever was to buy something, I would have the exact cash amount in my pocket. 18. Now you`re really tired, but you`re hungry, too. So you decide to get a midnight snack. You open your refridgerator and find a lifetime supply of candy! Yay! What do you do?: Gorge. 19. After eating that candy, you`re too wired to sleep. You want to tell your friends about the coolness that happened! Who do you tell?: The internet.

Un-Themed Memes

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. Closet doors left open have always unnerved me. 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Sometimes. 3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? > : ) 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Nope. 5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes! 6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Yes. 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Swarm of bees. All it takes is a Dispel Air or a lake. 9. Do you always smile for pictures? The ones I know about. 10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Closed-minded people. 11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked in. 12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Not anymore. 13. Have you ever peed in the woods? All of the time. 14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Yes. 15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes. 16. How many people have you slept with this week? =/ 17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins? Yes. 18. What is your "Song of the week"? 19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes. 20. Do you still watch cartoons? Nightly. 21. What's your favorite scary movie? Jaws. 22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? The bank. 23. What do you drink with dinner? Water or milk or chocolate milk. 24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Honey or ketchup 25. What is your favorite food/cuisine? Italian, although my love for pasta has faded. For the moment, I will say my husband's beef stroganoff ;) 26. What movie could you watch over and over and still love? Howl's Moving Castle 27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Glenn 28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yes. 29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? 30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Too long ago. As soon as the drama slows down enough the book will arrive Kevin! 31. Can you change the oil on a car? I might be able to muddle it out. Why? Are the oil changers of the world going on strike? 32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Not yet. 33. Ran out of gas? Coasted into the gas station a couple of times. 34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Avocado and tomato 35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Glenn's porkchop chili, or french toast, or my strawberry crepes or cheesy eggs. 36. What is your usual bedtime? I'm an old lady, it's bee around 9pm, but I've been staying up later. Maybe because a time change is upon us. 37. Are you lazy? Yes. More so since I became part of a couple. 38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween? A cuckoo clock, the sea, a sick child in bed, the statue of liberty, a fairie 40. How many languages can you speak? One and I can kinda read another 41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No :( 42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos 43. Are you stubborn? Yes 44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Letterman! How is that even a question! 45 Ever watch soap operas? Once, I was confused. 46. Afraid of heights? I used to be. 47. Sing in the car? Yes, although I noticed that I stopped doing it for about a year. 48. Dance in the shower? Sometimes. 49. Dance in the car? Sometimes. 50. Ever used a gun? No. 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? *blank stare* I knew there was something I forgot to do. 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I love cheesy musicals! They're the bestest! 53. Is christmas stressful? Only if you are not prepared, buying gifts at the last minute/day after Thanksgiving or running out of food to eat while stressed. 54. Ever eat a pieroge? Yes. 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Not sure. 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A teacher or a vet. Until I realized that I might have to put someone's pet to sleep, then I cried and settled on becoming a teacher. Everyone told me that I should be a professional student, that teacher's would pay me to attend their classes. 57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling Yes. 59. Take a vitamin daily? Yes. 60. Wear slippers? Yes. 61. Wear a bath robe? No. 62. What do you wear to bed? =) 63. First concert? Creed 64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? Wal-Mart. K-mart was never good and the Target here isn't the best. 65. Nike or Adidas? New Balance or Herman 66. Cheetos or Fritos? Cheetos 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanut butter! 68. Ever hear of, "gorp"? Do you mean Gurps? 69. Ever take dance lessons? Yes, tap and ballet when I was six. We did a dance to Madonna's 'Material Girl'. 70. Is there a profession you picture your future wife doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes. 72. Ever won a spelling bee? No. 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes. 74. Own any record albums? Yes! I want more! 75. Own a record player? Yes! 76. Regularly burn incense? No. 77. Ever been in love? Yes! 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Madonna, The Pet Shop Boys, The Wreckers, Tori Amos 79. What was your last concert you saw? Er...probably Creed. I need to get out. 80.Hot tea or cold tea? Currently drinking Earl Grey loaded with honey. Gotta love my bee vomit. 81.Tea or coffee? Love tea, although the smell of coffee is wonderful. Sometimes I bury my nose in the different coffees in the aisle at Wal-mart. 82.Favorite kind of cookie? Neman Marcus 83.Can you swim well? No. 84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? No. 85. Are you patient? I've been told by a lot of people that I am extremely patient, even when I was a kid. I've never felt that I was patient. More like I have a volcano inside of me and I let everything build up, only to explode later. Glenn doesn't think I'm patient. ;) 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? I have very mixed feelings about this. DJ's are okay if you control what's played, but not everyone likes or will dance to your music. If your music is even danceable. And then some bands try to hard. It really depends. Hurry up with that band Stephie! 87. Ever have that Deja-vu feeling? Again, yes. 88. Ever have plastic surgery? Not yet. 89. Which are better black or green olives? Black. 90.Can you knit or crochet? Yes! And I can draw and bead too! 91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room, dining room, kitchen, bedroom. Could be fun in the bathroom, but I wouldn't trust one in the closet. Sims burn their houses down a lot. 92. Do you want to get married? Not again. 93. If married, how long have you been married? Two years, two months, and sixteen days 94. Who was your HS crush? Can't remember that far back. 95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No. 96. Do you have kids? No. 97. Do you want kids? Yes. According to some friends I'm going to have enough for a circus/baseball team. Although I doubt that will happen unless we become millionaires. 98. Whats your favorite color? Don't have one. I'm serious. 99. Do you miss anyone right now? Always. 100. Who do you wanna see right now? Glenn. Sophie. 1. Cigarettes: disgusting 2. Sex: female 3. Relationships: yummy or full of drama 4. Your Last Ex: let's stay out of the past 5. Power rangers: nah 7. Crack: People keep telling me that crack is bad. I couldn't agree more. 8. Food: I love food. Food makes me happy. I'm not a glutton...no..... 9. The President: When's the next election? 10. War: I love Patton. 11. Cars: VROOOOM! 12. Gas Prices: Political. 13. Halloween: What I live for. The one time of year when people are actually open-minded about the world. 14. Bon Jovi: Jon 15. Religion: Best without politics 16. MySpace: I forget to use it. 17. Worst fear: I'm not telling you. 18. Marriage: Wonderful. Should be announced. 19. Paris Hilton: eh. 20. Brunettes: Yes I am 21. Redheads: I wish I were one. 22: Politics: Enrage me and then I feel helpless 23: Pass the time: Clean, play Sims, do laundry, play with Glenn, wash dishes, watch Buffy, straighten up the house, cuddle, eat, consider eating again, play with Sophie 24. One night stands: Actually, I have two nightstands. 25: Cell Phone: Still not sure if they cause cancer, but how do I get the pictures off? 26: Pet Peeves: Babysitting adults, Not being paid to babysit, People who do not signal when driving, Closed-minded people 27: Pixie Stix: *craving to put them in a sammich* 28: Vanilla Ice cream: With hot fudge? 29: Porta Potties: Outhouses are better and cleaner. 30: High school: Still have nightmares. 31. pajamas: with or without feet? I really wanna get the Yummy Sushi pj's. 32. Wood: water 33. Wet Socks: better than putting clean socks on, only to step in cat puke 34. Pictures: black and white portraits of people I know are the best 35. Your first love: Who do you think?

One Hundred, Kinda

There are a few missing, but they were already gone when I got this. I'm not responsible for their disappearance. 1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? No. 3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? Done what? 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No. 5. Do you like to use post-it notes? They are essential. 6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? No. 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Yes, both in game. 9. Do you always smile for pictures? Sometimes. 10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Currently liars and drama queens. 11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked in. 12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No. 13. Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes. 14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Yes. 15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes. 16. How many people have you slept with this week? You're kidding right? 17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins? Popcorn is good. 18. What is your "Song of the week"? None this week. 19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes. 20. You still watch cartoons? All of the time. 21. What's your favorite movie? Jaws. 22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Bottom of the ocean and then to get it back I would do a goofy swim dance with animated fish. 23. What do you drink with dinner? Water or juice or milk. 24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Ketchup. 25. What is your favorite food? Can't have just one. 26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Too many to choose from. 27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Glenn. 28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yes. 29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? No. 30. Describe your perfect date? The kind I have fun on and enjoy and learn about the other person. 31. Do you know how to change the oil on a car? No, but I'm sure it's dirty. 32. Ever ran a redlight? Yeah...stoplights are tricky like that. 33. Ran out of gas? Not yet. 34. Favorite kind of sandwich? One made for me. 35. Favorite breakfast food? I can't pick just one. 36. What is your usual bedtime? Anywhere from 8:30 to Midnight. 37. Are you lazy? Sometimes. 38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Faerie, Statue of Liberty, a cuckoo clock, the sea, a sick kid in bed. 40. How many languages can you speak? One. 41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No. 42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos. 43. Are you stubborn? Only when the other person is wrong or they are trying to get me to do something I don't want to do. 44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Letterman. 45. Ever watch soap operas? No. 46. Afraid of heights? No. 47. Sing in the car? Yes. 48. Dance in the shower? Yes. 49. Dance in the car? Yes. 50. Ever used a gun? No. 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I honestly cannot remember. 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Only when I have to convince someone about how good it is. 53. Is Christmas stressful? Yes. 54. Ever eat a pierogie? Yes. 55. Favorite fruit pie? Strawberry. 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Veternarian, pirate, teacher. 57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? All of the time. 59. Take a vitamin daily? No. 60. Wear slippers? Yes. 62. What do you wear to bed? You'll never know. 63. First concert? Creed. 64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? Yes, in that order. 65. Nike or Adidas? New Balance. 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos. 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Neither. 68. Ever hear of, "gorp"? No.... 69. Ever take dance lessons? Yes, when I was very little. 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes. 72. Ever won a spelling bee? No. 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes. 74. Own any record albums? Yes. 75. Own a record player? Yes. 76. Do you burn incense? No. 77. Ever been in love? Still am. 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Madonna. Or Elton John. Or the Pet Shop Boys. 80. Hot tea or cold tea? Cold and flavored. 81. Tea or coffee? Tea. 82. Favorite kind of cookie? I can't choose just one. 83. Can you swim? Yes. 84. Can you hold your breath without manually holding your nose? No. 85. Are you patient? Depends. 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? I think a band would be fun. The last time I saw a band at a wedding though was in the 80's when a stampede of women almost ran over me trying to catch the bouqet. 88. Ever have plastic surgery? No. 89. Which are better black or green olives? Black. 90. Can you knit or crochet? Yes. 91. Best room for a fireplace? Bedroom or living room. 92. Do you want to get married? 93. If married, how long have you been married? Two years, one month and eleven days. 94. Who was your first crush? Hmm...I think his name was Mark? 95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Yes, but not to get my way. 96. Do you have kids? No. 97. Do you want kids? Yes. According to some we are going to have a enough to run a circus. 98. What's your favorite colour? I don't have one. But when forced to pick in those quizzes, either purple, white, black, red, blue, green, brown. Whatever I'm feeling at the moment. 99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes. 100. Who do you wanna see right now? My dog or my grandma.

Girly Confessions Meme

I blame Lola for this: I wear makeup: for playing dress up. I snuck out to meet boys: I never snuck out. Or really ever met boys. I keep a diary: Not so much any more. Just el blogo. I love chocolate: No, no. I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv me some chocolate. Chick flicks make me cry: That's not saying a lot. I've drank because of a guy: Eh. No. I still need my girl time: Alone time more than girl time. It takes me at least an hour to get ready: Rather, it takes at least an hour to get out of bed. See what marriage has done to me? I still have sleep overs with my girls: Nope. I love doing my hair: I love doing other people's hair. My boyfriend's better than yours: I didn't want a boyfriend any more, so I married him. I've given a guy a fake number: No. I've been honked at walking down the road: I don't think so. Although I have been barked at. :/ I've been called a slut: Not that I recall. I love singing: Yes. I love dancing: Yes. My boobs are too big: :( My boobs are too small: :( Football players are hot: Ew. I have my belly button pierced: No. I have my tongue pierced: No. I have a tattoo: No. I have gotten suspended: No. I have gotten arrested: No. Pulled over: Not yet.

Annual Talentless Show

Since I need to lighten up today's mood, I thought about stealing this meme. I am very talented. Among my many talents are the following, in no particular order. Oh, and I mean it sincerely, too. I'm really really good at this stuff. (Immitation is the highest form of praise besides walking in her shoes.)

1. I will listen to you. At one point I was going to be a psychologist.
2. I'm not afraid to get up on stage and dance and sing and make a fool of myself.
3. Snoring. It's an artform.
4. If there is a dog or cat or some other animal in the room, understand that I must say hello to them first. As well as have a full conversation with them. Sometimes while I talk to you.
5. Can spend hours in a book store without buying anything. Took me forever to accomplish that one
6. I sing in the car when I'm alone and I am fabulous!
7. I was an audience member in the Bozo Show.
8. Sticking my tongue up my nose is not just a stupid human trick, but it's also a good way to deflect an attack from the Nice One.
9. If I take a picture of you, then you will look fabulous.
10. I follow through on my addictions. I can't help it. I'm a Pisces.
11. I am the only person I know who can smash her arm into the doorknob of an open door and receive physical therapy for a month because of it.
12. Massage anyone?
13. Yes, I am that innocent.

Today's Title by Buffy.

Maybe It's Evil Lint.

I'm back and my computer has a new fan and MORE MEMORY!!! I also just got done watching 'Once More With Feeling' for the bajillinth time. Hehehe...those kooky kids. *sighs* Anyway, what better way to celebrate than with memes & quizzes?! Yay!!! 1. What do you do for fun? Watch Buffy, sing along to Buffy in my car, beat people up in the woods with bouffer safe weapons once a month, blog, bake 2. Is there a person from your past you would like to talk to again, even if it would be a potentially painful conversation? Any old friends. 3. What is your favorite comfort food? Popcorn, ice cream, see's chocolate chips, chocolate milkshakes 4. What is your preferred form of self-expression? (Do you dance; or express yourself through music, conversation, etc.) Sing 5. You just received $5000; what do you spend it on? A honeymoon

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Who is your favourite superhero?

Buffy. There really aren't too many empowered women out there.

If you were a superhero, which one would you be?

Buffy.

Justice League or Injustice League?

Scooby Gang. No, not that one.

Which supervillain would you be?

Glory. Psychic damage is the worst and affects most.

If you could have superpowers, what would they be?

Psychic damage, superstrength, and a fantastic personality.

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Then:

1) What was the first album/CD/Cassette you ever bought?

The first cassette I ever bought was the soundtrack to La Bamba, the first one ever given to me was the soundtrack to Flashdance, and the first cd I ever bought was the soundtrack to French Kiss.

2) What was your first fave song?

Probably the song from Flashdance, or the 'Fallin' song from Labyrinth, or any of the songs from Pirates of Penzance.

3) Which song gives you that "funny nostalgic feeling" everytime you hear it?

Glycerin by Bush

4) Name the first concert you ever went to.

Creed & Collective Soul

5) What do you consider the worst song of all time?

Anything whose melody does not match the rhythm of the lyrics.

Now:

1) Name your fave song at the moment.

"Walk thru the Fire"

2) What is the most recent album/CD/Cassette you purchased?

Elton John's Best of two cd set.

3) Which song will you never get sick of hearing?

"Modern Major General" by Rex Smith.

4) What is your current fave music video?

Er...does 'Something to Sing About' count?

5) If you could be a famous music artist, what type of music would you produce?

Probably all musicals and soundtracks.

*feels she has lost all of the cool points she earned with Jonny*

*remember Tiger Snacks*

**************** 1. What is your preferred trusted news source?

The Monitor. All because of one English teacher that told our class that it was one of the few papers who "checked the sources, of the sources, of the sources, etc". To me, it's all about getting the facts straight when it comes to REPORTING! the news, not ELABORATING the news.

2. What is a news source that you will never trust?

All television news makes me sick to the stomach. Except for the Daily Show and The Colbert Report.

3. What is the news topic during the last calendar year that you feel got the worst coverage?

There is a TON of stuff that gets burried every year. In fact, that's one really great thing about the internet, is that the more places you go, the more you find out what is going on and get more of an informed source.

4. What news item do you feel got too much coverage in the last calendar year?

Hurricane Katrina, in all of the wrong ways.

5. If you had complete control of your favored news source(s) (answer to question 1), what would you do with it that is not already being done?

Spread offices to other countries. ***************************

1. What is your favorite specialty restaurant (Italian, Mexican, Thai, etc.)?

Italian!!!!

2. What do you order to eat there?

Typically a good pizza or something with pasta.

3. What is your favorite specialty food or dish to cook?

Crepes.

4. If you could travel to the home country of your favorite specialty food, what would you do there?

Pig out on REAL! PAN! PIZZA!!!

They don't know what it is here.

5. What is your worst experience with a specialty food restaurant?

Hmm...I've heard that there is a new restaurant down here that claims to have authentic chicago pan pizza. I'll reserve my comment until I've eaten there. ************

1) Of the various cultures, ethnicities or nationalities you belong to, which most strongly do you consider yourself?

Irish. All of the rolling green hills. The island. The mysticism. The guilt.

2) Is there a culture you cannot claim heritage from but which you feel quite close to?

Russian. Greek.

3) What's one language you wish you knew fluently?

Just one? Latin. That way I would have a better knowledge of at least five other languages.

4) If you could move anywhere in the world and be guaranteed a job, etc., where would you go?

Very tempting to say Hawaii. Although at this time, I kinda want to say Paris.

5) If you had a time machine, and could witness any one event without altering or disturbing it, what would you want to see?

Wow, that's a tough one. Probably something like the sinking of Atlantis or the Library of Alexandria. Because even though I wouldn't be able to change it, I could at least go back and do something about it now.

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1) When you were little what was your favorite TV show?

Pirates of Dark Water, Mork and Mindy

2) What was your favorite movie?

The Pirates of Penzance!!! I'm talking about the Kevin Kline, Linda Ronstadt, George Rose, Rex Smith, Tony Azito version here people. By the way, does anyone have the record that they would be willing to sell me?

3) What is your favorite TV show currently?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

4) What is the best movie you have seen so far this year?

V for Vandetta. All explosions should be set to William Tell.

5) If someone was going to make a movie or TV show about your life, who would play you and why?

Hillary Wolf. Not sure, that's just what I thought when I was younger.

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1. What is your favorite photo?

The black and white one of me when I was little.

2. Who took the photo?

Someone I love very much.

3. If you could photograph anything or anyone what/who would it be?

Everyone I love all done in portrait style, outside.

4. What makes a good photo?

Black and white

5. Which do you prefer: digital or print?

Digital because it's easier to share. But mostly a large print. I've always wanted to have an entire hallway wall or staircase wall filled from top to bottom with black and white photos in unique picture frames. I might even have my friends sign them or write a personal note on the frame.

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My Style!

A style meme according to Col:

1. Everyday I dress so I look great in a black and white movie or picture!
2. My hair has mood swings of it's own.
3. I prefer my shoes to be comfortable rather than ohwatchhertrip!
4. Mixing jewelry is not an art form so much as just enjoying what you have.
5. If you wear black and white together then there has to be more than the other. Equilibrium does not exist when wearing these two colors together.
6. The fashion that I craved when I was younger is just now coming into style.
7. More little flowers should be grown for the sole purpose of being plucked and put into your hair.
8. Bells! Bells! Bells!
9. No style is out of date as long as you enjoy wearing it.
10. There is no retro, there is only Buffy.

Things Normal People Just Don't Fantasize About:

I wanted to start a meme and this is it. Look for your name at the bottom. Below is the list of things that I fantasize about. Completely out of the ordinary.

1. Running a marathon
2. Taking black and white portraits of people I know
3. Painting murals in my new house
4. How best to arrange stuff so that it will fit better and easier to use
5. That people would be happier if they spontaneously burst into song and coreographed dance moves.
6. Demons do exist, and that isn't what you think it is.
7. If I were President, then I would encourage people to dress in drag on Wednesdays.
8. Cars painted in non-traditional colors and/or murals rock.
9. Everyone should work part-time and make the same amount of money that they make in their full time jobs. That way there would be time for siestas, time for learning, and time to spend with one another.
10. If you wait long enough, the world will eventually turn to your way of thinking.

I tag thee: Jen (who is a girl), VJ (namer of things loved), Therese (not a lush), Jonny (he grrrrrs like a tiger), Sven (web design savvy), Nikloo (who has friends), Aspats (she's like woah), DarthEmerald (she kicks Imperial butt), Krystle (in her pink boots), and you know who ;)

Loooooooooooooooooooong

The Media: Do you watch the Gilmore Girls? Yes Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson? Yes Have you ever seen or enjoyed watching the O.C.? I tried, but it was too soap opera for me. Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.? No Which radio stations are your favorites? 88.3, 104.9, 92.1 Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library? No Queen? Not yet Alanis Morissette? I'm starting to dislike her. Do you watch Family Guy regularly? Yes. The Simpsons? No King of the Hill? No Admit it:Do you read trashy romance novels often? No Do you really work out every day? No Have you ever eaten chocolate in bed? Yes Have you ever eaten an entire pint, or more, ice cream by yourself? Yes Have you ever spent an entire day in bed without being sick? Yes.... Have you ever eaten nothing but junk food for a whole straight week? If McDonald's counts, then yes. Do you shower every single morning? No. Have you ever gone to school/work only 15 minutes after waking up? Yes. Do you ever forget to give an xmas present & instead keep it for yourself? No Do you sing obnoxiously in the car when you're driving alone? Yes, especially if my Buffy cd is playing. Do you sing obnoxiously in the shower when no one's home? Yes. Have you ever watched a little kid's show when you were over 12? Hell yes Have you ever looked forward to going to school?? Yes, all through out summer. Every summer. The Questions You Love: Do you eat all the servings in the food groups on a daily basis? No Are you ever anal about cleanliness or organization? Yes. Have you ever been treated for OCD? ADD? No Do you own a graphing calculator? Not any more. Have you ever been to South America or Africa? No Have you ever owned a Klutz book or kit? No... I don't know what that even is! Do you know how to knit? Yes, and crochet. Do you have a cellphone or iPod with a patterened cover? No. Have you ever written song lyrics yourself and put them in your profile? Gods No Do you keep a diary or journal (online or on paper)? Yes Did you ever want to be an astronaut or a teacher when you were a kid? Teacher Do you own a striped sweater? Yes How often do you take a bubble bath? Never, our tub is broken. When you open your closet, what is the color of your clothes? pinks, blacks, reds, whites Baskin Robbins or Coldstone? Baskin Robbins (What is Coldstone?) Sees or Godiva? Sees America or Canada? America Physics or chemistry? Physics Glamorous or au natural? Depends on my mood Earphones or headphones? Earphones Chocolate brown or teal? Chocolate brown. Earrings or a ring? Earrings Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?: Harry Potter to read, Lord of the Rings to watch. Fly or road trip? Depends greatly on how far, who with and whether or not I am allowed to sing obnoxiously loud to my music. No one else is allowed to sing at this time. On, you know you do it too. Starbucks or Petes? Petes? Anything locally owned. Another Wave of Random Questions: Do you know what a geisha is? Yes What is your favorite Disney movie? Sleeping Beauty, Mulan, or Bednobs and Broomsticks, or Lilo and Stitch Do you have a more classic style or do you stay up-to-date? Ha! How much jewelry do you own? I don't know how to answer that. What year do you graduate high school in? 1997 Have you memorized the rejection hotline, just in case? What is that? Have you ever given someone the rejection hotline as your number? No Have you ever eaten at a food court? Yes Have you ever bought clothes at Sears? Yes, that was where I bought my prom dress. Do you own any Care Bears memorabilia? Yes Do you have a quilt on your bed? No.

MY FIRST TIME...

Do you remember the first time? 1. Who was your first kiss? A balding guy named Steve. I wanted to throw up afterwards. 2. Who was your first prom date? Junior Prom: Joe 3. Who was your first roommate? Sarah, my vampire lesbian lover 4. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? Possibly Heaven Hill vodka. Wasn't that everyone's? 5. Where was your "first time"? Heheheheh.... I'm so not telling. 6. What was your first job? secretary at a writing and computer lab. 7. What was your first car? 1988 Chevy S-10 Blazer 8. When did you go to your first funeral? I think it was in 1997. That has been the only one I ever went to. 9. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown? 18 10. Who was your kindergarten teacher? Mrs. Cornelius. We thought she was married to the school. 11. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Orlando, FL 12. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with? Er.... I have no idea. 13. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? Never snuck out. 14. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them? Sharon S. but we haven't talked since she moved away. 15. Who was the first person to send you flowers, or who was the first person that you sent flowers to? Sent flowers? That would be Miss Nicole. She sent me lovely green carnations for my birthday. 16. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parents house? School. 17. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? Glenn 18. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen? A neighbor's daughter. 19. What's the first thing you do in the morning? Pee

High School Meme

Found this over at Sweet & Somber Fairy Tale. Your senior year in high school is supposed to be the best year of your life. (har-freaking-har... yeah, right!) Let's see how much you remember: Year: 1997 1. Who was your best friend? Michelle S. I guess. 2. What sports did you play? None 3. What kind of car did you drive? 1988 Chevy S-10 Blazer. Although I didn't really drive it until I moved to Arkansas. 4. It's Friday night, where were you at? At home, probably watching tv and eating ice cream. 5. Were you a party animal? No. 6. Were you in the "In Crowd"? No. 7. Ever skip school? Yes, on senior ditch date. 8. Ever smoke a cigarette? No. 9. Were you a nerd? I guess. 10. Did you get suspened/expelled? No 11. Can you sing the Alma Mater? No. In fact, I think I barely started to recognize it by senior year. 12. Who was your favorite teacher? Maybe my psychology teacher. 13. Favorite class? English, Choir, Psychology 14. What was your school's full name? Good Counsel High School 15. School mascot? Chargers 16. Did you go to Prom? No. 17. If you could go back and do it over, would you? Most of it. I would have tried harder to be happier and not care about what people thought about me. I would also have tried to go out more. 18. What do you remember most about graduation? Swearing up a storm on the way to the ceremony. I couldn't believe it was happening. Some part of me did not expect to live that far. 19. Favorite memory of your senior year? *searches through the fog* I guess singing in the choir. 20. Were you ever posted up on the senior wall? Er...we never had one? Then again, my school isn't even there anymore. 21. Did you have a job your senior year? Nope. 22. Who did you date? Date? Ha! 23. Where did you go most often for lunch? The lunch room. 24. Have you gained weight since then? I lost about 20-40 lbs, but I'm starting to gain some of it back. 25. What did you do after graduation? Move to Arkansas. Seriously. The day after graduation.

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