MY FIRST TIME...

Do you remember the first time? 1. Who was your first kiss? A balding guy named Steve. I wanted to throw up afterwards. 2. Who was your first prom date? Junior Prom: Joe 3. Who was your first roommate? Sarah, my vampire lesbian lover 4. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? Possibly Heaven Hill vodka. Wasn't that everyone's? 5. Where was your "first time"? Heheheheh.... I'm so not telling. 6. What was your first job? secretary at a writing and computer lab. 7. What was your first car? 1988 Chevy S-10 Blazer 8. When did you go to your first funeral? I think it was in 1997. That has been the only one I ever went to. 9. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown? 18 10. Who was your kindergarten teacher? Mrs. Cornelius. We thought she was married to the school. 11. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Orlando, FL 12. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with? Er.... I have no idea. 13. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? Never snuck out. 14. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them? Sharon S. but we haven't talked since she moved away. 15. Who was the first person to send you flowers, or who was the first person that you sent flowers to? Sent flowers? That would be Miss Nicole. She sent me lovely green carnations for my birthday. 16. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parents house? School. 17. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? Glenn 18. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen? A neighbor's daughter. 19. What's the first thing you do in the morning? Pee