Is it bad when you crave wedding cake the first thing in the morning?

Just said to me...

"You're better than google."

Insurance, you know, in case we get turned into our costumes again.

I'm on a mailing list for Halloween costumes. There are all sorts, but I've never thought of going as Twister. Maybe there is a twenty-sided dice costume out there. Better yet, why not go as a monster from one of the Munchking cards? Xander playing it safe for Halloween.

Oh, post-holiday clearance. The cornerstone of retail.

The bamboo grows like vinegar on my salad flying upward to forgive her. How are you celebrating this week? Celebrating what? You could start with Bamboo Day, or Vinegar Day, then Poet's Day and Southern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day. Be An Angel Day sounds like a great day to dress up in wings. National! Punctuation! Day! could be fun on paper. Kiss and Make-up Day sounds tiring. So all us gals should go out on Women's Equality Day. Perhaps you would rather celebrate days of taste. If all of these days were true capitalist holidays, then Anya would be on speed.

Mr. Snuffleupagus

His character has not been matched. Perhaps I loved him because I could never think of a good imaginary friend for myself. Or because he looked like a hug waiting to happen. His first name is Aloysius ( I *really* love that name). Supposedly they have brought him out recently. I'm not sure how I feel about that. Everyone called his best friend a liar, and I can relate to that. But now it feels like part of his mystery is lost. I actually wanted to call him Gus.

I want to spend a day getting lost here. Especially the 'Articles Needing Attention' page, Section H. I recently caught an episode with Natalie Portman where she sang a cute little song with Elmo. Yes, she sang and actually has a nice voice. I'm really sad I missed the episode with the elephant.

*Now considers making her blog a Snuffy layout.

These cops are really gettin' hell mouth.

It's late at night. You're driving alone. On a country road. Lights appear behind you. What do you do? Below are some good links for how to act when you are pulled over. The two most important things to know: call in a badge number if you are alone and do not allow your car to be searched without a warrant. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/mayhem/fakecop.asp http://www.flexyourrights.org/traffic_stop_scenario#?q=scenario/trafficstop.html http://www.atg.wa.gov/teenconsumer/transportation/being_pulled_over.htm http://www.iglou.com/cintipd/trafficstop.htm http://www.nolo.com/resource.cfm/catID/CF015A63-6B69-4EED-A34B6F4035C8BE0E/104/263/ The Potentials vs The Hell Mouth

'Tis All

Sushi makes all things better. And chocolate. And cuddling. Thank you for the concern.

It's Been A Bad Day Already

Make me happy. Come stay with us at the Love Shack Hotel.

*REALLY LOUD SCREAM AND CLAWING* - - __

Powders, pills, syringe?

Oh yes, today will be a good day. Despite the wonderful rain last night, the heat will rise again today. With all of the breeziness, damn allergens still get stuck up my nose and come out in an explosive erruption when I sneeze. I'm hungry. The possibility of me going to Wal-mart within the next 24hrs is increasing. My chocolate supply at home is running out. A vital software isn't working. But it will all be okay. Why? Because a quote from my favorite blogger is on Google.

People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness. ~Heather Armstrong

Buffy before Xander gets gills.

It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

Someone by the name of SARAH requested ideas for her, Coco and Lou this weekend.

• make teddy bears for kids/cousins/people going away
• play with Nick's digital camera and then put it back w/out telling him you took pictures so he can be surprised
• style Mau's hair
• do a hand print collage
• play in the pool
• drive to a local furniture store/mattress store and be testers
• go to a local bakery and try out what that store is famous for
• fun with glitter pens
• make three books and take turns writing in each others
• turn on the radio, start singing, then turn the radio off. see how far you can get before you forget the words
• go to the zoo, name the animals, carry on conversations with them about what's going on w/ other animals in the zoo - bring posters and markers.

Willow talks about all of the exciting things you can see at the zoo.

The First Blog Movie Ever!

Last night I dreamed I went to the movies with a friend of mine. And the movie that we saw was one of the first ever blog movies. Based on the lives of VJ, Rezzie and I. Ike made the movie. The movie took place in the middle ages. There was a king and a queen and their three children. The oldest, a son, was kinda laid back, but the second oldest, their only daughter, was quite fiery and took to her job of future queen w/ a passion and kicked her brother into gear. There was a younger son, but we didn't see much of him. (The whole castle/middle ages theme was straight out of the Wheel of Time series. In fact, the oldest son shared something in common with the character Perrin from the books.) At one point there was a raid and all of the xiaolin warriors in training were on the way to the castle through the woods when they came across an old peddler. But really he was somewhat of a trickster and had a bunch of cloned soldiers growing in the mud around the xiaolin warriors. When this was discovered he began to dance around and do a bunch of tumbling tricks. Through out various points in the movie little message boxes would pop up saying "Hi VJ! Hi Col! Hi Rezzie!" When I saw one I started to squeal with laughter. The little girl sitting in front of me in the audience was all pissy b/c i tore off one of her fake butterfly wings. There were also a ton of ballons and streamers and confetti in the audience. It was a huge party because this blog movie and a blog movie that my husband made were up for Emmy's. But there was a sad part to the movie. At one point the evil woman in the movie set fire to the castle/compound, and Maximus was still in there. But Dulce went in and rescued him. During that scene, I heard VJ yell out "But he wasn't even done playing with his toys yet!"

I *heart* Excel

Not that one. (But remember, it can only be wisely used for evil.) I started using Excel today to make lists for Christmas and Halloween. You don't think it would be worth it? Ha! I have at least four worksheets going in each - and that's just with information off of the top of my head. I have a ton of lists in different places, but discovered that Excel could really help me put them all together. Oh, and they have christmas accessories and hardware for computers. I'm just sayin'.

This made my day and it was also wonderful to hear the waves crash in the background all day.

With streamers... and songs.

I've been pondering getting an MP3 player. Would it suit my lifestyle? Would I really get that much use out of it. I have a short commute and listen to online radio stations most of the time. I've heard some bad things about the iPod's battery life, so I checked out Creative Technology's Zen line. Me likey. Does anyone have an opinion? Ahem? Drusilla knows how to party.

We bonded instantly. Peas in a pod. Bonded peas.

There is a new addition to our little home. She came out of her carrier purring, has taking a liking to Meaty Morsels, and learned the joy of hiding in the middle of our bed during thunderstorms. Meet Miss Sophie. Buffy talks about Sophie.

Love is...

...walking into the house in front of your husband and feel him reach out and snatch the moth that hitched a ride inside via your hair and hear your husband rejoice as he throws the moth outside before the door is closed.

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Zoe rocks.

One Hundred, Kinda

There are a few missing, but they were already gone when I got this. I'm not responsible for their disappearance. 1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? No. 3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? Done what? 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No. 5. Do you like to use post-it notes? They are essential. 6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? No. 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Yes, both in game. 9. Do you always smile for pictures? Sometimes. 10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Currently liars and drama queens. 11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked in. 12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No. 13. Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes. 14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Yes. 15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes. 16. How many people have you slept with this week? You're kidding right? 17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins? Popcorn is good. 18. What is your "Song of the week"? None this week. 19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes. 20. You still watch cartoons? All of the time. 21. What's your favorite movie? Jaws. 22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Bottom of the ocean and then to get it back I would do a goofy swim dance with animated fish. 23. What do you drink with dinner? Water or juice or milk. 24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Ketchup. 25. What is your favorite food? Can't have just one. 26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Too many to choose from. 27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Glenn. 28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yes. 29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? No. 30. Describe your perfect date? The kind I have fun on and enjoy and learn about the other person. 31. Do you know how to change the oil on a car? No, but I'm sure it's dirty. 32. Ever ran a redlight? Yeah...stoplights are tricky like that. 33. Ran out of gas? Not yet. 34. Favorite kind of sandwich? One made for me. 35. Favorite breakfast food? I can't pick just one. 36. What is your usual bedtime? Anywhere from 8:30 to Midnight. 37. Are you lazy? Sometimes. 38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Faerie, Statue of Liberty, a cuckoo clock, the sea, a sick kid in bed. 40. How many languages can you speak? One. 41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No. 42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos. 43. Are you stubborn? Only when the other person is wrong or they are trying to get me to do something I don't want to do. 44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Letterman. 45. Ever watch soap operas? No. 46. Afraid of heights? No. 47. Sing in the car? Yes. 48. Dance in the shower? Yes. 49. Dance in the car? Yes. 50. Ever used a gun? No. 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I honestly cannot remember. 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Only when I have to convince someone about how good it is. 53. Is Christmas stressful? Yes. 54. Ever eat a pierogie? Yes. 55. Favorite fruit pie? Strawberry. 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Veternarian, pirate, teacher. 57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? All of the time. 59. Take a vitamin daily? No. 60. Wear slippers? Yes. 62. What do you wear to bed? You'll never know. 63. First concert? Creed. 64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? Yes, in that order. 65. Nike or Adidas? New Balance. 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos. 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Neither. 68. Ever hear of, "gorp"? No.... 69. Ever take dance lessons? Yes, when I was very little. 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes. 72. Ever won a spelling bee? No. 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes. 74. Own any record albums? Yes. 75. Own a record player? Yes. 76. Do you burn incense? No. 77. Ever been in love? Still am. 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Madonna. Or Elton John. Or the Pet Shop Boys. 80. Hot tea or cold tea? Cold and flavored. 81. Tea or coffee? Tea. 82. Favorite kind of cookie? I can't choose just one. 83. Can you swim? Yes. 84. Can you hold your breath without manually holding your nose? No. 85. Are you patient? Depends. 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? I think a band would be fun. The last time I saw a band at a wedding though was in the 80's when a stampede of women almost ran over me trying to catch the bouqet. 88. Ever have plastic surgery? No. 89. Which are better black or green olives? Black. 90. Can you knit or crochet? Yes. 91. Best room for a fireplace? Bedroom or living room. 92. Do you want to get married? 93. If married, how long have you been married? Two years, one month and eleven days. 94. Who was your first crush? Hmm...I think his name was Mark? 95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Yes, but not to get my way. 96. Do you have kids? No. 97. Do you want kids? Yes. According to some we are going to have a enough to run a circus. 98. What's your favorite colour? I don't have one. But when forced to pick in those quizzes, either purple, white, black, red, blue, green, brown. Whatever I'm feeling at the moment. 99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes. 100. Who do you wanna see right now? My dog or my grandma.

...because it doesn't require an actual talent

Drama in the mushroom world. Watch Mario and Luigi save the princess. http://alxlen.com/flashlevel%20ads/banner1%20468x60/mariocentral.html The Talent Show.

The One Where Even I Suck

Happy Belated Birthday to the Manticore.

Fantasy's are fun, aren't they Jonathan?

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. ~Scott Adams Don't go giving him ideas now Willow.