Today's Gases:

You've entered the most shadowy and enigmatic phase of your astrological cycle, which is why I think you're about to have a lot of interesting fun. You should look forward to your travels in the abyss with exuberant anticipation. Here are some guidelines to help you get the most out of the coming days. (1) Do the things that are hardest to do, but do them gladly and with grace, as if they were a great privilege. (2) Stay in intimate connection with your dark side, but don't let that turn into an endorsement of your dark side's fantasies. (3) Brainstorm about how to disarm and neutralize your adversaries without fighting them.

Starry Goodness

My Horoscope for Today: You will finally receive the passion you so desire and the material rewards you need. A financial windfall could come your way today, or at least payment on an old debt. Meanwhile, love energy from a new area in your life is boiling over.

Onion Horoscopes for Us

Him:While it's often true that two heads are better than one, the shattered skull of your adulterous wife will prove no help in coming up with a place to bury the body. Her:You'll be forced to learn yet another lesson the hard way this week, but it's college-level differential calculus for engineers, and that's the way everyone learns. OnioHoro

From my horoscope

Friedrich Nietzsche: "Those who were dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

What a Horo!

Git yer horoscope here. Mine could very well be true. I guess we will see what happens this weekend. Pisces The moon is in space this month which can only mean one thing for you. Eating! Gorge yourself on all things fatty and unhealthy, especially cake, cheese and people. Thanks to the cosmic alignment of the Starship Nubulus you will not only LOSE weight but become 9 feet taller. Little by little your friends will show themselves as they truly are. Avoid anyone connected with the name Alan. They will only bring about your death. Your number for this month is 42. Capricorn Beware white dog poo. As you prepare for Christmas you will meet an old friend who will present you with an offer. Do not accept it - they are poorer than you and don't deserve friends. You will have more luck surrounding yourself with the firstborn of parents who are both Pisces. Especially if the parents are twins. Avoid anyone with more or less than two legs, eat food straight from the source and keep away from flammable children and patent leather boots. The names Gary Barlow and Tintin will hold no significance for you this month. The number 2 and the word poo will be important however.

What Quota?

Oh dear. This is never a good sign. Maybe this prediction is two months late? Surely this was meant for September...but that would have been regarding my friends, not my work. Oh well! I'll just swim along with it!

You'll need every single little scrap of patience you can muster to get through the next three weeks. Mercury is about to turn retrograde for the third time this year, a time that's classically marked by frustrating experiences, especially when it comes to communication and travel. In your case, it could make getting in touch with your higher-ups a bit more difficult, so start early and leave lots of information, like where you'll be and at what time.

In other news, my computer 'broke' this weekend. I have yet to find my pictures or documents that I had saved on it, but my sims games were still there. Some interesting things happened with the Sims this weekend to. Did you know that Svenny got married and they already have their first child. I think his wife is hoping for two.... Oh, and Ikey gained a new roommate, but I don't think he's going to be living in that house long. *mischieviously rubs hands together* You're just aching for it, aren't you? T.U.F.F. ;) My hand took on the shape of the mouse by the time I went to bed Sunday night, but then, I also started to make Buffy characters. Yes, yes it's horrible. I still have yet to do the vamp house with Angellus, Dru and Harm. Spike has his little shindig all set-up; Xander is in the military and Anya has yet to find a job. Tara and Willow...well...they are having relationship issues. It's Band Candy all over again in the Summer's household. And why do I feel like I didn't get any sleep, or like I drank an entire pot of coffee this morning? I woke up early, stopped by the grocery store before I went in to work too. Even had time to read before having to head in. Odd, no? Other than that, I had a fabulous weekend. Glenn and I even went to wal-mart TOGETHER! I don't know why I love that idea of us shopping together so much but I do. This weekend was spent gloriously bumming around, playing computer games, watching bits and pieces of The Wizard of Oz, Friends, and Smallville. Why is it that I wish Joey and Rachel ended up together? Oye.... I didn't read at all, but I did BEAD! It feels like forever, but I have started a project and I am very close to completing it! Go me! Currently Listening to: "Feelin Love" by Paula Cole.

Endless Summer

I must admit that I love the Endless Summer movies. Besides the surfing & meeting of the local surfers, I think what I liked the most about it was how you could really see that it was just a couple of friends out on an adventure. I wonder if they are available on dvd? That and Endless Summer 2. I don't know why I like surfing movies. Maybe it's the allure of the ocean? That's the only thing that I can think of. I did have a past life reading recently that said I was a pirate & totally addicted to that way of life because of my love for the ocean & the adventure. The psychic asked if I had any connection with the ocean now. =) Endless Summer%2C The %281966%29