English Joke for the Week

Is Michael Jackson a white-gloved man or a white gloved-man? *Glenn asked and I can't resist.

Because I Am Drinking Juicy Juice!

MORE! BUTTONS! ACK! I just could not help myself. If you do not see a button for you on there, then please let me know by leaving me a link to your blog. They are so pretty! And yes, you may save them for your own personal collection ;) Everyone needs more buttons on their blog, don't you think?

Buttons Because I Like You!

Please note that the following buttons have been added because I think you're nifty. (You can find them in the button section in the bottom left hand column.) You can use this button site to make your own buttons.

Laugh Before They Kill You

I'm hoping that I didn't break God. There was no response to my answer at the end. Thanks for all the memories Jonny. Remember people, on the site it does say that a sense of humor should be had. Me: Hola God: Howdy! Me: Do you like the weather? God: I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? Me: Pretty. God: Pretty much, eh? Me: Pretty often. God: Pretty much, eh? Me: Pretty pretty much often yeah? God: Pretty much, eh? Me: Uh...yeah. I thought we covered that. God: Gosh! Who are you talking about? Whatever gave you that idea? Me: The orphan. God: Who told you that? Me: The orphan. God: I have never heard about it. Me: Not even frequently? God: Nope. Me: So, you're telling me that you never spoke to orphan frequently? God: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am telling you that me never spoke to orphan frequently. Me: not at all God: Next question? Me: Do you like my shoes? God: I don't know your shoes. Me: :( God: I don't know your shoes. Me: Why not? God: My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge. Perhaps you could program me yourself. Me: That's too personal. God: I didn't mean to pry. Me: It's okay. God: Only ok? Me: More than ok God: OK. You want more? Me: Not especially God: Are you serious? Me: Never

Can You See Me Now?

I was wondering why my Sims posts hadn't generated any comments, when the smart and independent Jen reminded me why I wasn't exactly finished with this format: I hadn't changed the link color yet. So, if you would, please comment away on the previous two posts. Especially if you want more ;)

SIMplify Their Lives: VJ and Rezzie's Secret Love!!!

At first everything started out simply. Rezzie got VJ out of the house every day. At first they just sat around watching tv. Of course Rezzie couldn't help but talk about shoes. It was her favorite subject after all so shouldn't it cheer VJ up? Next she tried talking about Maximus, but still VJ seemed reluctant. David had hurt her pretty bad. Finally, Rezzie's enlightening talk about tennis finally did the trick. Maybe because she talked about using a certain someone's face as a tennis ball.... But either way, it brought VJ out. It got to a point where even she was talking about shoes. Rezzie could not have been prouder. Rezzie has been putting all of the moves on VJ. I'm not sure exactly how it started, but I did know that VJ was a little hesitant at first.

Hugs! Kisses! Back rubs! Vj also has been getting a special delivery of shoes twice a week! Could this be the source of David's discontent?!

What about Jonny? How does he feel about Rezzie's affair with VJ?

Do you see what I mean people? They are all over each other! And let me tell you, this Sims version is much more tamer than what I had ;0) After endless pursuits by Rezzie and fight after fight from David, VJ gave in and became Rezzie, Jonny, Ikey, and Gilly's new roomate. But none of that mattered in comparison to the real reunion. VJ and Maximus.

At first things went on as they should. Rezzie and Jonny regularly played together.

VJ was drinking her morning coffee.

Farley got the paper.

And Gilly and Ikey hung out in the hot tub.

But someone wasn't in his bed.

During the day Jonny played the role of the perfect husband.

While at night...

He would prey upon VJ. Sneaking up on her at the oddest times. Like while she would be feeding the parrot or doing the dishes.

And one fateful night, Jonny was "reading the paper" when who should happen to walk by....

Even the parrot could not believe his eyes. Maybe VJ had grown tired of defending herself from this debonair Englishman. She started to flirt back!

Until it got out of control.

Could she really be falling in love with her best friend's husband? And it would happen on this night that Rezzie wasn't asleep. Something was troubling her so she decided to get some work done. Farley was smelling awful.

And she was also feeling a little crafty.

Even after giving him a bath, Farley could not resist peeing all over Rezzie's work table. As she was heading to the bathroom to cleanup, she spotted VJ and Jonny.

After all Rezzie had done for VJ.... It was horrible. Slapping and yelling abounded! Neither girl could believe it though when Jonny walked out on them both. He didn't come back until two nights later, and when he did he smelled of gin and smoke.

VJ couldn't get Jonny out of her mind. Rezzie hadn't thrown her out...yet. Breakfast that morning was a little awkward, especially for Gilly. She didn't want to get in the middle of the triangle.

VJ tried to keep the mood light by talking about an upcoming party they were thinking of going to. But Rezzie wasn't quite in the mood to talk.

As she did the dishes, Rezzie noticed VJ head for the liquor cabinet.

And then one night, Jonny came back.

He and Rezzie made up and they both admitted that they could not hide their infatuation with VJ. And VJ was content to continue her relationships with both of them.

It was becoming a friendly and loving home once again.

Maximus and Farley were having an especially good time. Well...maybe not as good of a time as Rezzie and Jonny.

Or as VJ and Jonny.

The place became party central. People were stopping by at all hours.

Svenny started to come by more.

One night a limo pulled up. VJ has the weirdest connections.

Until one night...Rezzie woke up when she heard an odd noise.

She found a baby had arrived! Not knowing who it belonged to, she decided to keep it.

Of course VJ was allowed to name the new baby boy.

Ezekiel soon became ruler of the house. Eventually they had to hire a butler to help care for everything.

VJ came hourly reports on Ezekiel's growth spurts.

A new nursery room was added on.

And soon everyone was coming in to play or read bedtime stories.

And yet, something just didn't seem right.

Rezzie talked it over with Gilly who confirmed her suspicions. But could Rezzie confront them and dare to ask the horrid question? It could change everything!

Who do you think little Ezekiel belongs too? Is it: A. Jonny and VJ B. Jonny and Rezzie C. Ikey and Gilly D. VJ and Rezzie E. Ikey and VJ F. Sven and Gilly G. Or was little baby Ezekiel adopted? When the correct answer is guessed, then you will have the next installment of SIMplify Their Lives!!!