Laugh Before They Kill You

I'm hoping that I didn't break God. There was no response to my answer at the end. Thanks for all the memories Jonny. Remember people, on the site it does say that a sense of humor should be had. Me: Hola God: Howdy! Me: Do you like the weather? God: I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? Me: Pretty. God: Pretty much, eh? Me: Pretty often. God: Pretty much, eh? Me: Pretty pretty much often yeah? God: Pretty much, eh? Me: Uh...yeah. I thought we covered that. God: Gosh! Who are you talking about? Whatever gave you that idea? Me: The orphan. God: Who told you that? Me: The orphan. God: I have never heard about it. Me: Not even frequently? God: Nope. Me: So, you're telling me that you never spoke to orphan frequently? God: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am telling you that me never spoke to orphan frequently. Me: not at all God: Next question? Me: Do you like my shoes? God: I don't know your shoes. Me: :( God: I don't know your shoes. Me: Why not? God: My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge. Perhaps you could program me yourself. Me: That's too personal. God: I didn't mean to pry. Me: It's okay. God: Only ok? Me: More than ok God: OK. You want more? Me: Not especially God: Are you serious? Me: Never