BEST! GIFT! IDEA! EVER!

I just heard this the other night. Instead of loading up on candy or making carmel apples, go to the pet department and buy a bunch of $0.15 fish and a large bottle of fish food. Go home, type up an instruction sheet, dole out the fish food into little baggies, put the fishies into little cups or baggies. Then, give them out to kids at Halloween. I've heard that some parents will spontaneously shoot flames out of their eyes in pure JOY!