Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Life Rules for 2007

  • Keep things simple. Over complicating, even with the best intentions, can sometimes take away from the meaning of something.
  • Nothing in this world is permament.
  • When you gotta go, you gotta go.
  • The words 'Please' and 'Thank you' do take you places!
  • Floss. Take care of your body so you can enjoy the Earth while you're here.
  • The Earth will revolve around you when you refuse to accept nothing but the best.
  • Send cards on the holidays. Decorate. Add some color.
  • File.
  • You get what you pay for and you get back what you put into it.
  • Women use sex to get love. Men use love to get sex. Everyone does this to some degree.
  • Expect to pay your own way. It's important not to become a mooch; being independent is one of the best things in life.
  • Celebrate the tiny accomplishments! Give a hoot! Skip! Add an extra olive! Dare to eat a peach!
  • Women in love, need to feel needed.
  • Appropriate to the age.
  • Wear clothes that fit you. There is no sense repeatedly squeezing into the pants that fit you and have had the button re-attached four times within the past two months. Break down and buy a new pair of pants. You'll feel better. You'll be able to breathe. And you'll look hott!
  • Timing is everything. Know when to keep silent, know when you are needed, know when you are not helping a situation, know when.
  • Know when to pick your arguments. You will never be considered a pleasant person if you bicker over every little thing then you will never be likable. If you never stand up for yourself then you will be a push over. Just like Thomas Jefferson said "In terms of fashion, swim with the current. In terms of principle, stand like a rock."
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