Life Rules for 2007

Keep things simple. Over complicating, even with the best intentions, can sometimes take away from the meaning of something.

Nothing in this world is permament.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

The words 'Please' and 'Thank you' do take you places!

Floss. Take care of your body so you can enjoy the Earth while you're here.

The Earth will revolve around you when you refuse to accept nothing but the best.

Send cards on the holidays. Decorate. Add some color.

File.

You get what you pay for and you get back what you put into it.

Women use sex to get love. Men use love to get sex. Everyone does this to some degree.

Expect to pay your own way. It's important not to become a mooch; being independent is one of the best things in life.

Celebrate the tiny accomplishments! Give a hoot! Skip! Add an extra olive! Dare to eat a peach!

Women in love, need to feel needed.

Appropriate to the age.

Wear clothes that fit you. There is no sense repeatedly squeezing into the pants that fit you and have had the button re-attached four times within the past two months. Break down and buy a new pair of pants. You'll feel better. You'll be able to breathe. And you'll look hott!

Timing is everything. Know when to keep silent, know when you are needed, know when you are not helping a situation, know when.

Know when to pick your arguments. You will never be considered a pleasant person if you bicker over every little thing then you will never be likable. If you never stand up for yourself then you will be a push over. Just like Thomas Jefferson said "In terms of fashion, swim with the current. In terms of principle, stand like a rock."