Mutiny on the Mistletoe

My skin is a-leaking! Technically, my eyes. Holiday allergies have run amuck! AMUCK! So lets cheer us up by listing off Col's favorite Christmas movies!

• A Charlie Brown Christmas: a pathetic Christmas tree, a sad song and annoying friends and relatives. What could be better?
• The Grinch: a green guy steals presents from the fairie folk and then ends up slicing everyone turkey.
• The Nightmare Before Christmas: it's Halloween and Christmas mixed into one!
• A Christmas Story: annoying little brother, bullies, bunny suit, dead duck, turkey eating dogs, a dag who could fix everything, a leg lamp-jealous mother. But best of all is that it usually runs 24 hrs on Christmas and you still end up watching it about five times that day 'just because.'
• White Christmas: random songs, patriotic-fatherly love, comraderie, annoying partner who will never let you forget how he saved your life, and a really fast foot tapper.

Expected? Typical? But I think Christmas should always be classic. The only thing missing are pirates.