They've got this onion thing...

*daydreams* So, what if there is a planet out there full of these aliens, and they build a huge satellite and the first signal that they get is Buffy? And after awhile the entire planet tunes in to watch, after which they start to base their society on Buffy. 'Cuz, obviously they get this signal from the Universe, right? It soon becomes nothing but a planet full of Buffy-talk and requests for blooming onions at the local dance club. All of which are named the Bronze, but down every alley, you can find a really sweet little French restaurant - even though they don't really understand what French is. I'm not going to tell you about their fast food places.... There is a 'Joyce Day' when everyone mourns for their loss. Rats also become the pet of choice, as does spontaneously bursting out in song. Popular names for children are Jenny or Joan. And then, without any reason, another signal appears right after watching nothing but Buffy for about two years. Expanding their world, making them wonder, are the gods fighting? Is Angel trying to tell us something? Very soon you have different schools of thought, those of Angel and Spike. The aliens also learn about lawyers and karaoke. To arrive at specific floors in high-rises, codes must be entered by pressing the elevator buttons in a specific order, if you don't then you will arrive in the land of the puppets. It is a confusing world, yet one of many good nights, mostly spent in graveyards. Dressing up as your favorite demon is a daily thing. There is a high supply of stakes, and yet no one to use them on. Any meteors found are instantly pounced upon, and local hospitals are locked down tight. It a silly mixed-up world filled with well-intentioned beings, and a place that some fans wish existed.