Sven's Real Day Job
Sitting on my couch tonight, I could not believe my eyes as the new Diet Coke commercial aired before me. It wasn't the song 'I like the Way' by the BodyRockers. It wasn't the lure of the drink. It was not the featherbed. It was the fact that Sven was dancing on my television. He will deny it. But look:
Sven was dancing as he went off to work in the morning, putting on his coat and shoes. I started to look in the background for his birds, but could not see them. In the end, I was half expecting him to try the door and find it locked from the outside.
Sven was dancing as he went off to work in the morning, putting on his coat and shoes. I started to look in the background for his birds, but could not see them. In the end, I was half expecting him to try the door and find it locked from the outside.Labels: bloggers
posted by Minoa at
12/21/2005 05:47:00 PM
3 Comments:
Sweet holy mother.
It's Sven.
Obviously, if he denies it or feigns ignorance, that just proves it's true.
Wh--- Svennie never told us he was a TV star! That guy is just multi-layered, isn't he.
*gasp!*
He's doing this to further his campaign for world domination, isn't he!? Isn't he!!?
*concocts fiendish plan*
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