Pollen + Light Rain = Pond Scum

My car has turned green! There is so much pollen in the air that within the last four days it has turned everything green! The clouds have been threatening to rain the last THREE WEEKS but all we got is a sprinkle. Do you have any idea how hard it is to see out of a windshield alredy covered with pollen when it rains and turns the pollen into a thick muck that would normally be found in the deep ponds of Dagobah? Huh? Do ya?
*sings* At the car wash! Ooa! Ooa!