The Ultimate Hippie Vacation

I know this person's neighbor. Read the story.
Yes, it is a real e-bay auction. Looks like you are also bidding on a road trip.

The Rules of the Trip:
You will be required to sell Tie-dyed T-shirts for gas and food money. There is no map on the bus and he WILL get lost. Stuff Happens! (And you know what I mean!) If the bus blows up, he has a tent. You must provide your own bail money. (Please see rule 3) He will provide "the most craziest vacation you will never forget!" Okay, the deal is, my brother-in-law and his huge hippie bus moved into our backyard. AND WE WANT HIM OUT! Please help us by bidding on this auction! Every bid moves him one step farther out of our yard!