Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Slow on the Uptake

From the Housekeeping Monthly, May 13, 1955 edition. A guide on how to keep your husband happy. Try reading it in different voices for that 'added' effect. Just how does one 'prepare' children? I wish this wasn't real.

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9 Comments:

Blogger jenny said...

omg
i need to make up an "anti" to this.
i am so glad that i was not alive then. that is horrible. you have no idea the amount of horror that is on my face.
omg
yes yes, make him believe the world is a happy place when he walks through the door. make sure you smooth the wrinkles from the bed once you are finished screwing the milkman.
jeez.
sorry.
i can't stop freaking out.
aaarrrrrgggghhhhhh

9/27/2005 12:35:00 PM  
Blogger jenny said...

..and for gods sake don't QUESTION him if he goes out for entertainment without you. I mean, he only makes so much money. Those lap dances are quite pricey.
ugh.
yes, i'm still freaking out.
i have saved this lovely article to my computer for later use on my own blog.
beware.
muahahahaha

9/27/2005 12:43:00 PM  
Blogger Colleen said...

My favorite was 'be a little gay' for him to 'lift' his mood.

9/27/2005 12:49:00 PM  
Blogger Sarah Smile said...

*spits and sputters*

That can't be real, can it?

9/27/2005 01:17:00 PM  
Blogger Gwenny said...

such a dandy!

"remember, his topics of conversation are more important that yours"

humm...maybe a good wife should just duct tape her mouth shut and nod.

oh and who could forget this chestnut -

"don't complain if he is late to dinner or even if he stays out all night"

ok, just slip him a mickey and call it even...just don't talk a/b it. j/k!!!

10/03/2005 09:25:00 AM  
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