Watch Out for that Return Policy

VJ advised we read Mr. Sun's take on Wal-marts new 'single's night' campaign. I couldn't agree more.
Mr. Sun!: "Wal-Mart has a new inventory item: love.
Singles can head to Wal-Mart's weekly singles nights, held every Friday evening. Billed as a way singles can meet their match while filling their cart, participating customers select shopping carts adorned with red bows identifying them as singles looking to mingle. The rest is up to them.
Here now, Mr. Sun's Signs You Found Your Soulmate At Wal-Mart:
She is everything you always wanted, only crappier.
At your wedding, the aisle you walk down is #7, where you pester your Dad for some Skittles* and a National Enquirer before he gives you away.
Your first child comes nine months later, courtesy to an almost as good as the brand name Sam's Choice condom.
'Bride or groom?' asks the 99 year old man in a blue smock serving as your Wedding Greeter.
Others may have tasted her always-available free samples, but you bought the whole package.
Not that it matters, but she talked like she was American and it turns out she's from Hong Kong.
You'll never forget that night you heard him say, 'I'll take those Pop-Tarts, some Lubriderm, candles, D batteries, the wedding ring, and some Sam's Cola.'
You are 'registered' in Home Electronics and Sporting Goods -- just toss all the wedding gifts in the cart write your name on the bag with a Sharpie.
Your secret to getting a man? Always the lowest cleavage.
The alarm sounded when he stole your heart, and walked out that door to his Camaro. *I decided this weekend that Skittles is the official punchline candy of Mr. Sun. I toyed with 3 Musketeers because musketeers is funny-sounding, and three of them must be even funnier -- but there's something about Skittles that I can't deny. Developing."