Altoids: Gift from the Sinus Gods

Altoids gum machine,
originally uploaded by ljc@flickr.

I need one of these installed at my desk and in my kitchen. Altoids will now become a staple of my diet since THEY ARE THE ONLY THING THAT HELPS ME BREATHE!!!
I swear the little curiously strong mintiness just brushes aside any pollen or mucus that has taken up residence inside my sinuses and allows for a wonderful twenty minutes. My eyes even feel slightly better!