Strange Quacks: News

Two mornings in a row I have been greeted by ducks directly outside of my front door. It's nice being escorted to your car by men with bills. Sunday I had a scare when my mom told me about my father. On Wednesday he went down to his boat. Lowered it into the water, walked around to get in, slipped and fell into the water, and rolled under neath the boat. No one saw him. Luckily he was conscious, pulled himself out of the water, and only got a huge lump on his calf. Last night my husband and I fell asleep watching ALIEN. It's a great movie, but it's hard keeping the peepers open when we've both had a long week and the bed is so nice and comfy. We woke up around 10:30. I thought everything was fine until I started to move around. Next thing I know, I break out in a sweat and my stomach is upset. First thing I think about is food poisoning. I get up to turn the air conditioning on and realize I'm dizzy. My husband convinced me to take a shower to cool off, I only made it to the couch where I collapsed and made a nice pool of sweat in the outline of a Col. After ten minutes I manage to get up and sit under cool water. After which I had a monster craving for ice cream. Lucky for me there were still two tubs. By midnight I was asleep. Today I am dressing Italian. Red suede skirt. White hippie type top. I accesorize well w/ my carpal tunnel gloves. Not so random link: Manticore Zoo.