Junk in the Trunk

Driving home last night from work, my husband called to tell me that he needs to go back by work b/c the storage shed had been broken into. A few minutes later, his mother called me to ask if I spoke w/ him yet. I relate how he had to go back to work b/c the storage shed has been broken into. "No, it was your storage shed." WHAT?! Yes, our storage shed had been broken into the previous night, along w/ several others. My husband went up there to report what was stolen to the police. It was depressing. Nothing was stolen. That's why it's always good to have junk in the trunk. Good to know my stuffed animals are safe.