A Declaration!

Hear ye! Hear ye! I now declare Fayetteville, Arkansas a duchy!! If a prophet can declare Omaha a kingdom, then surely an ex-catholic-pagan-light girl can declare the small mountain town of Fayetteville a duchy. New rules: Ice cream will be served year round, as well as all other seasonal-flavored food. Chicago Pizza will be served properly. Everyone will stop for low tea. Halloween will be a duchal holiday (day off!), although it will be celebrated on the official date. Why not make it the entire week? Everyone would have an interesting title. (Mayor=Duke/Duchess, still elected) Not just secretary or bus driver or instructor. They need more creative titles. Sure, we'd keep those titles for accounting purposes, but everyone should be able to choose a better, more empowering title. "Buy Local" would be a theme. Wal-marts still would not be boycotted. But all of the buildings in the town would be asked nicely to be painted a prettier color. Festive decorations would be put up all year long. All religions would be encouraged to get along, even with those choosing unorganized religious paths, especially those that are not religious at all. Everyone will be strongly encouraged to carpool to the game, or else it could result in a 10 yard penalty per car for your side. There would be a Krispy Kreme every mile, and a mega-Krispy Kreme store on both ends of town. We will have our stadium seating theatre, that will also show independent films, as well as student films. Cars would be required to run on extremely low emissions, hence promoting the electric car. My office would be decorated in a Happy Bunny motif. There will be more duchal gardens, as well as a duchal flower. Protests will still be peaceful. Suggestions for new rules would be given by students. Student Councils will have more weight with their schools. More internships will be available for students, and in every field. Students will be encouraged to take at least one internship before they graduate and make a life decision. (part-times, full-times, and any-times will be available.) More degrees will be offered too. There will be a moon festival at least twice a year. As well as seasonal holidays. Please add your new rule in the Comments section.