Col Secret

I don't like screaming. Seriously. It must be because I am an only child, so usually I could entertain myself for hours just playing alone in my room. But I just cannot stand screaming. *SPLAT!* That splat was from at least five people who know me IRL. Five people who's eyeballs just torpedoed into the computer monitor committing hari-kari because their world had turned awry. (It's been proven that I can be tracked thru the woods by sound alone. That is how loud I am.)