My Pants Fit

• One thousand minutes a month (plus rollover) could be used to talk to fifty of your closest peeps for twenty minutes each.

• Every mailbox holds a destination for those postcards you've been holding onto.

• Why did you get a four-door if not to make room for other people?

• A lazy afternoon that you could have spent fingerpainting with the last bits of jelly from your pb&j sammich.

• Left over scraps of material would make a perfect stuffed mummy bear for Halloween.