Take Me Out

You know how people will always wonder what you are like when you're drunk? Well, I get sleepy. But, when I don't drink, I act drunk. And I tend to leave people wonering whether or not I have taken my medication.
Anyway, I do get high. Never from an illegal substance. Typically it's from sugar. But last night, it was a homemade mocha that did it. I shouldn't drink coffee on an empty stomach. But I did. And it was good. Then it made me spacey.
So spacey that I came up with this joke: How do you tell the difference between which garbage bag has garbage, and which one has the bottles for recycling?
Huh, give up?
You shake them! I think I actually giggled out loud.